The Carefree Wife
Once upon a time, there lived a husband and wife. The wife was a lazy and carefree woman, and on top of that, she had a big sweet tooth: she had eaten up everything on nuts and gingerbread, so that in the end, she was left with only one shirt, and even that one was worn out and torn.A big holiday was approaching, but the wife had nothing to wear except that tattered shirt. So she said to her husband:
"Go to the market, husband, and buy me a shirt for the holiday."
The husband went to the market, saw a goose being sold, and bought it instead of a shirt.
When he came home, his wife asked:
"Did you buy me a shirt?"
"I did," replied the husband, "but it's a goose."
The wife misheard him and said:
"Well, even if it's tight, I'll wear it out!"
She took off her torn shirt and threw it into the stove.
Then she asked:
"Where is the shirt? Let me put it on."
"But I told you I bought a goose, not a shirt."
And so the wife was left without a shirt, completely naked.